I've just got back from boxersice at the gym, it was so good. I haven't been for four weeks so I feel so much better now. Anyway the lady next to me kept farting and it wasn't normal farts, they bloody stunk! It's not like I had anywhere to escape to either because we were in the middle of an exercise calss, so I just had to keep going all stuk in the shit smell and she obviously had a dodgy tummy or something because she just kept going.
Farting in exercise classes should be illegal.

IRONY - WE ALL LOVE IT

I Decided today that I just have to go to Bloodstock open air Festival in August. The line up is just the best I've ever seen and it doesn't seem like I'll be getting a job in Sweden before I actually move over. Half an hour after I bought the ticket my mother calls me to tell me that someone has called from a nursing home in Atvidaberg and they want me to work from the 20th of July until the 16th of August wich means that I could leave this rainy country early, something I've been longing to do. The Festival finishes on the 16th of August.
How is that for irony?
I'll take the job anyway and then go back to England for a long weekend to enjoy my Festival, what a great solution and Yaaaaay!!! I'm going home early.