BANKHOLIDAY WEEKEND

I had such a nice weekend and of course having one extra day off was great.
On the Sunday we went to the playing fields by Botley and played frisbee and fotball and the we had a BBQ on the roof top at D and K's house.
It was amazing because you could see the whole of Chesham town centre and from a rather unusual angle.
We listened to Rock music of course and had nice food.
Unfortunately I got redicolously tirred rather early and had to go home about 11pm although I very much enjoyed my day and the rare effect of sunshine in this county, it really was boiling hot.

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Blondinbella ar moderat

Jag har last Blondinbella ganska mycket sedan jag borjade blogga sjalv och jag tycker att det ar ganska intressant. Hon fotograferar alltid sin mat och det ser alltid jattegott ut.
Hennes klader ar ocksa jattefina jamt och det finns alltid bra smink tips etc.
Jag laste hennes blogg i morse och hon skriver on EU valet idag och att hon ska ga och rosta klockan 15.
Pa bilden har hon pa sig en moderat troja, jag blev jatte forvanad men det kan handa att det ar jag som ar fordomsfull. Jag tror typ att moderater ar rika egna foretagare som min pappa. Sedan kom jag pa att det ar ju hon och om man kollar pa hennes blogg sa verkar det som hon ar jatte rik, hon koper klaningar for over 1000 SKr som "vanliga folk" som mig inte har rad att gora och skriver alltid om filmer och moten, eget kladmarke och affarsmoten.
Jag tror att anledningen till att jag blev sa forvanad ar att jag tanker att moderater ar daliga manniskor, men jag kom pa nu att sa kan det ju faktiskt inte vara, det ar statistiskt omojligt. Rika ar nog de flesta moderater for att de ar ju bra for egna foretagare.
Isabella Lowengrip ar bara 18 ar och hon har allt det har, fair play to her.

Och lycka till med rostningen.

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SVENK VARMKORV

Jag har tagit for vana att lasa www.expressen.se varje dag. I dag hade de fem recept pa potatis gratang som jag naturligtvis var tvungen att titta pa och jag skrev ut tva.
Det var en bild pa rikting tjock Svensk varmkorv som tillbehor och det sag sa himla gott ut sa nu kan jag inte sluta tanka pa det.
En stor nackdel med England ar faktiskt korven, de maste alltid krangla till det sa mycket och sa har de ju inte samma mat hygien standard som vi. Det ar alltid em massa orter i korven som inte riktigt passar smaken och sa anvander de de daligaste delarna pa grisen sa det ar fullt med brosk knolar i korven.
For det mesta sa koper jag Polsk, Spansk eller Tysk korv i det har landet.
Man kan fa tag pa god korv i privata slaktar butiker och de ar jattegoda och finns i flera speciella smaker som Marmite, paprika etc men de ar jattedyra.
Jag vill ha varmkorv fran Scan!!!! Nar jag kommer hem den 13;e Juni sa ska jag ata ihjal mig pa korv. LOL

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Salja saker pa Ebay

Jag ar livradd for datorer sarskillt saker som har med bank konton att gora.
Jag har salt saker pa Ebay forut men da hade jag en teknisk pojkvan som skotte allt at mig.
Jag planerar ju att flytta till Sverige efter att ha bott i England i tio ar sa jag maste salja typ det mesta av mina kara agodelar.
Jag var ju naturligtvis livradd att skota allt sjalv, men det gick jattebra och jag tjanade £68.00 till min nya dator fond, bra va?!
Jag blev jatteglad och det var jattelatt.

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YOU CAN'T READ MY, YOU CAN'T READ MY, YOU CAN'T READ MY POKERFACE!

I was stupid enough to confide in the new lodger that it annoys me when my landlords fiance uses the bath when I get back from kickboxing when she has been in all night and has an onsuite shower. (She looks a bit like Jabba the Hutt so maybe she can't fit properly in the shower cublicle) However when I get back from Kickboxing I am as red as a fire exstinguisher in my face and drenched in sweat (very attratctive) and just want a bath.
As soon as she hears me coming through the door she runs upstairs so fast that the celing is about to cave in and sets her spare tyres aquiver.
As I said the new lodger Mr G P seems like a really nice bloke to me and I thought he was alright, so in a moment of weakness I did confide in him and of course now he is doing it too and he was so blatant about it. He said he got in at half 6 and needed a bath after work and of course he waited until I got back at half eight before he realised just how urgent it was (yeah right) and then he says I'm starting work at eight tomorrow so I need a bath at seven.
Right so he needs a bath in the evening and again in the morning??????????? Just how dirty does a gay man get? I just said that it's OK because I don't get up until half seven anyway and I don't need the bathroom until 8.50 anyway. Guess what everyone he didn't have a bath in the morning, how obvious can a gay man get?????
Now I'm just angry with myself for trusting him and confiding in him, I really should've known better at the age of 30. I MUST STOP TRUSTING PEOPLE!!! I don't particulary care about the bathroom, if they wanna be arses they can be it doesn't bother me, although it's sad to be mean to others because you are not happy with yourself like Jabba is!!!
As I said you can't read my, can't read my, can't read my pokerface! Thanks for that slogan Lady Gaga, it's most useful.

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IT'S SPRING AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR, OR NOT!!!

The weather is great and everyone is putting on their summer clothes and fall in love.
Or so one would think.
I found two of my youngest student's (girls) in tears today, one hiding in the toilets and one skipping a class.
They had both been dumped by thier boyfriends, poor souls.
I did explain that at the age of thirty, one of the only few things that I have managed to learn is that all men are useless in one waqy or another LOL.
Not only dind't they find it vey funny (I di tell them in a funny way) they started crying even harder and got more uoset.
Me and my big mouth, I feel well bad now :)

Although when I was 16 I wouldn't have listened either.

Sommar jobb pa Rosengarden

Imorse nar jag kom till jobbet sa hade jag ett email ifran chefen pa Rosengarden i Atvid. Hon ville att vi ska traffas och prata om vikariatet i nasta vecka eller vecka 22. Jag skrev tillbaks och sa att jag jatte gjarna vill ha jobbet och att jag kommer tidigare om de vill ha mig. Jag gat och vantar pa att fa ett jobb sa jag kan aka hem.
Jag fragade om vi kan gjore interviewn pa telefon i stallet och jag hoppas hon sager ja och att jag far jobbet sa jag kan aka ifran den har javla skiten snart.

ODE TO FLB

Dear FLB you are so fat
your breasts look's like matter
and you smell like a rat

you are dishonest and unkind
pretty f****** far from divine

and you are making my stomach shatter