YOU CAN'T READ MY, YOU CAN'T READ MY, YOU CAN'T READ MY POKERFACE!

I was stupid enough to confide in the new lodger that it annoys me when my landlords fiance uses the bath when I get back from kickboxing when she has been in all night and has an onsuite shower. (She looks a bit like Jabba the Hutt so maybe she can't fit properly in the shower cublicle) However when I get back from Kickboxing I am as red as a fire exstinguisher in my face and drenched in sweat (very attratctive) and just want a bath.
As soon as she hears me coming through the door she runs upstairs so fast that the celing is about to cave in and sets her spare tyres aquiver.
As I said the new lodger Mr G P seems like a really nice bloke to me and I thought he was alright, so in a moment of weakness I did confide in him and of course now he is doing it too and he was so blatant about it. He said he got in at half 6 and needed a bath after work and of course he waited until I got back at half eight before he realised just how urgent it was (yeah right) and then he says I'm starting work at eight tomorrow so I need a bath at seven.
Right so he needs a bath in the evening and again in the morning??????????? Just how dirty does a gay man get? I just said that it's OK because I don't get up until half seven anyway and I don't need the bathroom until 8.50 anyway. Guess what everyone he didn't have a bath in the morning, how obvious can a gay man get?????
Now I'm just angry with myself for trusting him and confiding in him, I really should've known better at the age of 30. I MUST STOP TRUSTING PEOPLE!!! I don't particulary care about the bathroom, if they wanna be arses they can be it doesn't bother me, although it's sad to be mean to others because you are not happy with yourself like Jabba is!!!
As I said you can't read my, can't read my, can't read my pokerface! Thanks for that slogan Lady Gaga, it's most useful.

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